The Meaning Of Life by MONTY PYTHON

Good “evening” ladys and gentelman here’s a little number I
tossed-up recently in the Carabian,
Isn’t it orfly nice to have a penis.. isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.. it’s swell to have a stiffy it’s divine to own a dick, from the tiny little todger too the worlds biggest prick, so three cheers for your willy or john tomas, hooray for your one eyed trouser snake...your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend, your pursy or your cock, you can rap it in ribens, you can slip it in your sock, don’t take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won’t, get, out..!